The 5 Worst Web Designers in the World
When hiring a web design company, you look at their website.
So how are these guys in business?
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5. Edinburgh Websites
Seriously, can someone please tell us what that image is?
4. Web Planning
Does this remind anyone else of their Atari computer?
3. Zantar Productions
Because you’d need a wizard to get business with this one.
2. WebWizz
“Please click on our magic hat to enter.” Need I say more?
And the Winner by a very large nose, Flavio proves once and for all that Brazil can produce ugly things too.
1. VF Designer
I know it hurts, but navigate deeper…it has a shark!
Now my eyes hurt and I have a headache. Feel free to add any I’ve missed to the comments.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:30 am
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February 5th, 2008 at 11:44 am
haha, brilliant!
It is quite scary really, my eyes hurt.
Dean
February 5th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Flavio is a genius. One day all websites will look like his and all will have sharks.
I’m going to add a shark to mine just as soon as I can.
Brilliant stuff Craig…. can I add this to your list:
http://www.bvsinc.com/buick_nash/lobby.asp?goBackTo=bankDoor
I particularly like the way it tries to resize your browser and the zombie banker appears to be looking over your right shoulder
February 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I mean looking over your left shoulder…. What?!!! I’m a web bloke, not a lorry driver.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Thanks for the mention Dean.
And that definitely is a scary site Jon. Isn’t that guy on the front desk a serial killer?
February 5th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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February 5th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Great post and some brilliant websites lol
Regards
Dave
February 6th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I cant understand how these people actually manage to get clients!
February 6th, 2008 at 11:09 am
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February 9th, 2008 at 3:32 am
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February 9th, 2008 at 4:28 am
Funny stuff — how did you even find them?!
February 9th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
That is absoloutely hilarious. Thanks!
February 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Thanks for all the comments and trackbacks guys. Glad you liked it.
To find them I went exploring to the dark depths of the Internet where few poor souls have tread before. Actually, I just kept searching and searching until I could find nothing worse…
February 16th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
website design awards…
kudos on this one.. Jason…
March 8th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I have a theory: this guy Flavio doesn’t really exist.
It’s probably just a nick for someone with a very sharp sense of humor.
He’s definitely not a beginner.
Great post, anyway. Btw, thanks for the headache.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
yeek!
April 7th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Small Business Planning…
Thanks for creating this blog. I thought it was a very interesting read. It is so interesting reading other peoples personal take on a subject….
June 11th, 2008 at 8:18 am
I found another one! Not strictly a web designer, but a web optimiser…. is it eligible?
If not, you may have to create a category for “Websites with Wizard Based Pop Ups”
http://www.mklink.com/
I’ve got a tip for them to get them up to 1000 FREE internet marketing tips:
“Dump the sodding clip art you simpletons.”
June 13th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Hey Jon,
Umm…all I can think of to say is ouch! I like it’s opening heading:
“HOW GET TOP GOOGLE RANKS”
Obviously these guys would “maximise my website conversion rate.” I’ve already given them a call to work on my site so finally I will feel what it’s like to be successful like them.
I will have to think of another category or top 5 list for these guys. Hmm…
Thanks for the link!
April 18th, 2009 at 1:01 am
SEO Elite Review…
great post and nice site
Glad I found it….