5 Steps to Designing a Crappy Website
Everyone was so amazed by the work of the 5 Worst Web Designers in the World I thought I better explain how to replicate the results
for all the other struggling web designers.
Here are my 5 steps to web design success:
- Always pick colours that guarantee to make small children cry.
- Make fonts as strange and hard to read as possible,
everyone knows you have nothing to say anyway. - The more moving and flashing things you put on a website,
the more excited the visitor will feel about the experience. - Browser compatibility is critical to success,
so only use html coding techniques from 1989. - People love games, so make navigation like a maze.
Last one out dies from starvation!
Follow these 5 steps and your website will be talked about by everyone on the Internet.
Because remember, it doesn’t really matter what your website
looks like or talks about
…all you need is lots and lots of traffic!






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